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Strict Gun Laws = High Crime

Posted March 7th, 2009 by Brant
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One More Idiot Who Thinks He Knows How to Protect Us

http://www.examiner.com

Reverend Melvin Whitley thinks he can save us all from those criminals who have guns. He believes that we should all be required to get a permit before we purchase ammo. Since criminals won't be able to get a permit they won't be able to buy ammo legally for that gun that they illegally own.

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To the Guy Who Mugged Me

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I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.

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To the Guy Who Mugged Me

Posted January 17th, 2009 by Brant
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The following was sent to me with the caption, "listed on Craigslist". I did not check to see if it is true. It is too funny to matter. Hope you enjoy it.

I would love to have written this.

To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown,

I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you some how come across this message. I'd like to apologize.

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